*busts down the door* Dramatic entrance time
You hear a ringing noise around you, a bright light suddenly bursts from nowhere. You cover your eyes to protect it; when the light dies down enough for you to uncover your eyes a figure is standing in front of a light source. A voice replaces the ringing, you can't tell if it's a female voice or a male voice. "Greetings." the figure said, you can see that the person has pointed ears, "I am [Redacted] but they call me "The plotting elf." the figure, or rather the elf, said in a monotone voice. "This will not be the first time we will meet, far from it, but I came to you just to introduce myself" the elf moves a bit closer, "And to tell you that I'm always watching, every comment I will see, every theory I will hear about. I'm excited to see what you'll come up with" the elf starts to laugh as the ringing comes back and with a burst of light the elf is gone.