I'm warning you right now, if you dare read my book, you might catch the same obsession as I have with romance novels. Enter at your own risk. 

WARNING: My readers are pretty sure that I am a crazy, evil, psycho that purposely tortures them with slow uploads.

I swear I'm trying my best. I'm just too busy trying to figure out how to eat unlimited food without turning into a whale. If anyone figures that out contact me asap.