Emo Rat

Uhm. So. Reread "In another life" bokuaka... I don't have enough tears left to cry dude, I'm just- f*cking dead.

OH FUCK! Oh dear god you gotta understand that my laptop was out of commission, dude whhhhy did I miss this?!? I love ya too you sap!

OCTOBER 19TH!!! ARE ANY PHANNIES HERE, ITS OCTOBER 19TH

Hey lovely human, accept my cuddles! ❤️
          
          Post this on everyone you care about’s wall, because everyone deserves love.
          
          It doesn’t matter how many you get back because all you need to know is, I love you and support you with my whole being, no matter what <3 (unless you pull a Jeffery Dahmer-)
          
          Please try not to break the love chain!
          
          I love you ❤️

Ugh I'm obsessed with pet names. There are just a few exceptions. For example, if somebody says 'my love' I'll vomit and just tape their mouth shut, but if it's 'love', 'angel', 'pumpkin', 'kitten', 'bear', 'cutie' (or just a name plus -y (Danny, Philly, Tilly, Mikey))  I'll melt into an actual f*cking puddle.

Welp. I was chewing gum and chilling when I noticed what was written on the package. "CHANGE THE COLOUR OF YOUR TOUNGE!" I look like I swallowed a f*cking Smurf. Like, no kidding, my whole mouth is baby blue. After the initial shock, it was pretty hilarious, even though I'm slightly panicked as it won't come off, but eeeeh who's gonna see anyways

@hiimbiorami Tecnically, that was the exact reason I added that in there, but you have no reason to regret it in my opinion. I had a laughing fit, and let me say, you're the best kind of person.

@hiimbiorami Welp, I read YOUR bio and... have a gay day I guess (still lmao)! Sorry for the late answer; I woke up like five minutes ago.

So... I have been avoiding the Forest fic (Stay in Place (Sing a Chorus)) for a while because of what I heard about it (ooh boy) but yesterday I said "F*ck it, as if I'm not traumatised enough, it can't be THAT bad." ...I think if it wasn't for the fact that it was three am, I would've jumped out of the window, ran down the street sobbing and singing "I SCREAM, YOU SCREAM WE ALL SCREAM CAUSE WERE TERRIFIED!!" at the top of my lungs. Omfg and the end! I could rant for hours but like, if you haven't read it yet (and if youre willing to destroy yourself) you HAVE to. Btw, small disclaimer, you'll be very confused at the beggining but google what synestesthesia is, pull up the Forest Fic Sensory Colour Guide and begin reading. Good luck!

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