Hi, welcome to Chili's!

Toast is the name, and bullshit is my game.
Don't take anything I write seriously because if you do, I'm worried for your sanity rather than my own.

This is my alt account, meaning I can write whatever the hell I want here without it tainting my main (even though I've more or less abandoned Wattpad for A03 at this point).

Although maybe I should actually publish things instead of letting them rot in my docs...

Now there's an idea.

Toast, out.