Elen síla lumenn' omentielvo.
[*Rough* English Translation: Bro, it's awesome to meet your face, and the sun thinks so too.]
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Okay, so now that that's out of the way - and it IS awesome to meet your face you fantastic person - you must be terribly lost if you're here. Honestly, you should go buy a map. Seriously. It's a dangerous world out there. There are dragons. And goblins. And stuff. Like cake.

You don't know who I am. Which is great. I mean, my middle name is pretty personal, so.... You'll have to learn who I am through the complicated process of linking words in the form of dialogue which are exchanged between persons as a form of conversation. This is called 'communication' /kəˌmyo͞onəˈkāSH(ə)n/ (see dictionary.com for the full definition sans the sarcasm). I like keeping up the feminine mystique here. But I'm going to be nice and tell you my deepest, darkest secrets right off the bat.

- I'm a high school student.
- I love art, and I never actually grew out of finger painting. Put those judging looks away, you filthy animals.
- Shakespeare has been found to be a reliable source for quotations daily.
- My favorite color is green. Yes, that is vital information.

And now for those of you that wonder where my loyalties lie...
I love J.R.R That's Who I'm Tolkien About, Marvel: Where Everyone Wears Underwear the Wrong Way, "...wonderful Potter with his scar and his broomstick", Sherlock and his Blogger Sidekick, Persassy Jackson, and much, much more (Like, so many my brain is very close to exploding. I have a condition that some might call 'mental collapse'.).

In the meantime please check out my creations on this site, and please COMMENT and VOTE if you so deem me worthy. Push the pretty little star. You know you want to.
-W.B.
(The author would like to personally thank everyone that actually read this. The author also like to personally hug the bloke that actually bought a map.)
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THE END.