Elen síla lumenn' omentielvo.
[*Rough* Quenya to English Translation: Bro, it's awesome to meet your face, and the sun thinks so too.]
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Okay, so now that we're all gathered here - and it IS awesome to meet your face you fantastic person - you must be terribly lost. Honestly, you should go buy a map. Seriously. It's a dangerous world out there. There are dragons. And goblins. And pastries.

You don't know who I am, which is great. I have been told that I may have to lighten up slightly on the mystique in order to build trust. I will not be doing that. For those of you that wonder where my loyalties lie, keep wondering.

In the meantime, feel free to test drive my creations on this site and return them in one piece. Please COMMENT and VOTE if you so deem me worthy. Push the pretty little star. You know you want to.
-W.B.

(The author would like to personally thank everyone that read this. The author also like to personally hug the bloke that actually bought a map.)
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THE END.