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Hey. I write. About stuff. And other stuff. Its mostly about love and internal piles of shit, but you can interpret it however you want.

A few little facts about me:
-Anime is no stranger to me (I want Zolo to be my husband)
-I'm a strong fangirl and shipper. Mostly of ships that will never be cannon.
-I like music and K-pop (but Hyukoh still rocks)
-Currently in the process of learning several languages and je parle peu français, mais juste un peu. But other wise its not going so well.
-I'm not really cool, mostly awkward, but I try. Some of the time.
-I'll probably regret everything I wrote on here, but thats the life of a writer, right?
-I've been on here for two years and if you're new or are also a vetern, you should know that Wattpad ruins lives but in the best way possible. I' in love honestly.
-Florence Welch is my queen and the JK Crew rules my life.
-Running Man is the best show ever ohmigosh (Excluding obviously The Office, Monk, Psych, and other fabulous shows)

You can follow me on Vine at Parlør where I post mediocre edits of the best shows on Earth. Also on Youtube. But whatever.

Welcome to my page, where my earliest works are cringey efforts. Please refer to later works as to save your eyeballs from burning out of your skull.

Yo, if you're going to be rude, do it somewhere where someone cares. I don't.
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  • JoinedMarch 12, 2014


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