Look behind you . . .

I am not real.

but I am more real than anything.

I was born in 1785, but computers are irrational.

And I kill people in their sleep.


And I have no problem with death-threats.

You knew us as @angelina316 and @shadowsleek, but here, we are the twins of terror. Just remember, it happened at Wal-Mart.
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  • JoinedFebruary 25, 2014


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Whitefire0034 Whitefire0034 May 15, 2016 05:48PM
Started a book of Death Threats and things, check it out!
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