Ten things you should know about me-
1) 18 year old lazy hag whose obsession with Korean drama leads her to forsake all sense of duty, responsibility, and time.
2) Partly took up writing to get over the break up with her imaginary boyfriend and get her real shit together.
3) Constantly fighting for attention from her parents in competition with her dogs. 
4) Stupid girl who secretly fantasizes about meeting a guy as perfect as her book's male protagonist one day.
5) Even stupider to believe that fantasy.
6) 99%+1% sure she is going to end up growing old alone with her three dogs, and die a virgin.
7) Would kill for food. Not joking.
8) Ruler of the kingdom inside her room.
9) Protector of the realm of animals.
10) World's fastest human snail.