Life is hard. Writing is harder...

Therefore writing about myself and my life is a nearly impossible feat. As I write this I am sitting in a very uncomfortable desk chair that I purchased from Ross because "Omg, it's so cute!" 
Also, I've just realized that someone (probably me) has eaten my entire bag of white chocolate Reese's minis. 
When I'm not at my desk hating my chair or stuffing my  face with delicious chocolate, I like to sit on my couch (which I love) and binge watch true crime tv (which I also love).
11 years ago I conned a charming charismatic Brazilian man into marrying me and he still thinks it was a good idea. Go me! 
We now have two dogs  who give not 1 fig about our personal space and demand to be loved, cared for, and fed EVERYDAY. Crazy, I know. 
When I can pull myself out from under my pile of dogs, I like to make questionable online purchases. Seriously, no one needs a strainer to make their own oatmeal milk. I bought 2.  
I occasionally ( at least twice a week)  love to paint my nails while listening to Lana Del Rey at a volume so high my mail man can mouth the lyrics. Sometimes, I even film my nail designs and post them to YouTube because everyone has a channel these days. It's Moonlit and Polished if you're interested.