XueChengMei-

I'm trying here.
          	
          	I haven't made anything in like months so I'm trying.. something. A smut if I can be bothered but it'll probably be poorly written because I need to get back into the whole 'writing a whole story' thing.
          	
          	So I'll update at some point, I know y'all don't read most of these.

XueChengMei-

I'm trying here.
          
          I haven't made anything in like months so I'm trying.. something. A smut if I can be bothered but it'll probably be poorly written because I need to get back into the whole 'writing a whole story' thing.
          
          So I'll update at some point, I know y'all don't read most of these.

XueChengMei-

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Sameul:
          
          He has committed several war crimes, tax evasion, arson, use of illicit drugs and weaponry, importing drugs, murder on the 2nd and 3rd degree, prostitution, breaking and entering, treason, drunk driving, driving without a licence, manslaughter, driving while under the influence, insisting a riot, attempted murder.
          
          He is 32, married (husband is a police officer and has to keep arresting the gremlin) and has a child.
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          Sebastian:
          
          Stressed boy. Coffee is love, coffee is life. Why did I marry him. Why did we adopt her. Why am I here? How did I get here. Cop stuff is shit.
          
          26, married, has to keep fucking handcuffing Sameul in and out of bed, get the fucking dog off the table Anastasia.
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          Anastasia:
          
          Gremlin 10yr old with probable undiagnosed ADHD.
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          Chiot doré:
          
          Golden retriever mixed with German Shepherd. Best boy. Sameul's support dog. Give him pats. Give him treats. Spoil him, he's adorable.

XueChengMei-

He had never been to Fontaine before, it looked so different to all the others, Liyue maybe but even then, it was so different.
          
          Aether looked around, looking at these weird little animal people run around, most were staff and workers, one even boated him here as a tour guide, it was all fascinating.
          
          Fontaine. The home of the Hydro Archon.

XueChengMei-

"Sameul?" Sebastian tilted his head, looking up at the thing he once knew to be his husband.
          
          The dragon looked down at the knight, blowing smoke from it's nostrils as Sebastian placed his hand upon it's nose, it closed it's eyes before collapsing to the ground like a sad puppy.
          
          He looked at the dragon with pity, "Oh darling..." He spoke softly as he kneeled in front of the dragon, watching as it slowly shrunk down to an elven form.
          
          Sameul layed there, his head in Sebastian's lap, his body tired and weak, bruises and cut littered his body, tears stained his cheeks.
          
          "...My love..." The dragon whispered, his eyes welling up with tears, his voice hoarse.
          
          
          "I'm a monster..."

XueChengMei-

@anony9805 when does anything make sense
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mysterioustaty967

Heyyy

XueChengMei-

@mysterioustaty967 
            
            Preferably my mind, I want it to be up rather than down
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XueChengMei-

Ummmm...so the live action Buggy obsession is over, the crusty clown can have peace. BUT. that's right. I'm going after some zesty Boi who was forced into fraud by his sister.

NikoBranlover

@XueChengMei- that was actually quite good
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XueChengMei-

@anony9805 it's just cause I can't put your pic there
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NikoBranlover

@XueChengMei- not you just changing your pic every time you obsess over an animated character
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XueChengMei-

Well, I've had my five years of fun.
          
          Nice meeting you all, probably never coming back onto Wattpad, I can't finish anything and I can't disappoint people of I'm not on anymore.
          
          Love y'all bye. <3
          
          
          
          
          (Probably not permanent, I'm just lazy af.)

NikoBranlover

@XueChengMei- I actually thought you were sad and then I read the last line
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XueChengMei-

I feel like a hotdog

NikoBranlover

@XueChengMei- that actually makes sense 
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XueChengMei-

@anony9805 
            
            My jacket was like a grill
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