97% of teens would cry if the saw Robert Patterson (Edward Cullen form Twilight) standing on top of a skyscraper, about to jump. If you're one of the 3% who would sit there eating popcorn screaming "DO A FLIP YOU SPARKLY IDIOT!" then copy and paste this onto your profile. 

I'm a GAY MAN!!! I'm not a WOAH-man. Not a woman. Not transsexual, like my whole family thinks are synonymous, and I'm not a cross dresser. 
I'm the average short male. Who reads a shit ton. So, I won't update very often.