The Organ Hunt Decree has begun. 
I am the Organ Consumer. I WILL steal and eat your organs unless you give them to me willingly (I'll eat them whether or not they're in your body).
GIVE ME YOUR ORGANS
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kidna- I mean adopted by Ruikasalaver

Whoops, it seems I've stabbed a hole in your liver. I regret to inform you that you are NOT my special

Jolly Rancher PTSD is a major part of my identity

Behold the BANC (Bibliothèque et archives nationales du Consumer) (That's me I'm the consumer) (it's all crackfics)