On the one hand, I don't care if I'm in a relationship or not.
On the other hand, I fall in love with highly intelligent or witty fictional characters.
On the one hand, I freaking love all of my friends in a very platonic way.
On the other hand, I don't want to freak them out when I want to cuddle.  I like the warmth and contact. I do the same thing with my blood-related sister. It's just a family thing.
On the one hand, I look at people and I'm not into them. I can't even imagine myself in a relationship. I don't really expect to find anyone that I'll spend the rest of my life with like that. I'm open to the idea of finding one someday, but I honestly don't care so long as I can be near people I care about on a daily basis. And I can have my animals. And internet.
On the other hand, I love writing love stories. Characters that fall in love and want normal relationships with their significant other. I love seeing people fall in love and having that really deep awesome connection. 
On the one hand, I can go weeks without even dwelling on the 'do I want to be in a relationship?' thought process where I go back and forth on 'Yes. I want that.' and 'No. Ew.'
On the other hand, sometimes I just really like food and hate people. But I want human interaction.
On the one hand, I've never actually been in a relationship. I've never actually been asked out.
On the other hand, I kind of want to be asked out for real one day. So I have the option of saying yes or no. So I have the ability to say "Someone actually cared enough to try and ask me out, and had the balls to go through with it."

On the one hand, this stuff rarely weighs on my mind. I don't really think about being asexual. I just am.
On the other hand, Sometimes I just like to ramble about it. To talk to someone about it just like you would any other random subject. Nothing special, just talk. But I don't really know how.