The_Official_Windex
Welcome Dove! I am windex, you can find me on smut or any Pervy books spraying thirsty people with water, hope you enjoy your stay here!
The_Official_Joy
ooooo hi dove!
The_Official_Dettol
Hello! Dove, yes? I heard you were a great brand, and I hope that we can become friends very quickly:)
Also, about the "perverted" rumour, I think you'll find us to be least dirty-minded people you'll meet! We are soap brands, after all.
Also, do watch out for Dial, they always act like they're royalty and above others, don't mind them x
The_Official_Dettol
@_Dove_Soap_ no no! You don't have to just steer away from them, it's a good thing to make friends with them instead. Then you can decide for yourself:)
The_Official_Dettol
@_Dove_Soap_ I believe you will warm up to us:) Also, Fairy. They are a rival to me, so I hope you know what to do when they start trying to convince you onto their side. If you don't get on their bad side, they can be quite friendly x
The_Official_Dial
Hello, you. This is truly Dove, correct?
Tis I, Dial. I do hope you realize I am superior to you quickly.
To answer your description, I do not believe we(soaps) are quite perverted. Perhaps stop listening to Olay, I've never liked her.
_Dove_Soap_
@The_Official_Dial Of course I am Dove... Why would I fake it? Olay is wonderful, I could never just stop listening to her...