You be tails, i'll be sonic. 
Basically if you insult my music taste i will get a sloth to come piss on your pillow and shit on your face (: i'm a nice person really :3 me and Oliver Scott Sykes are going to have sweet and erotic sex in a tree and have amazing babies with awesome hair and tattoos ^-^ i have eight anally conjoined llamas for pets and a fish names Squidgy. Alan Ashby is the sexiest ginger to roam this planet ;o you really should get to know me purely because i'm ace and everybody's gay best friend. 
Warning: don't piss me off, i will make your face look like an elephants ringer.
But in my spare time i like to go on omegle and pretend to be a 12 year old boy with sweaty, hairy armpits that likes to have oral sex with fruit.

Haha, please don't panic. honestly, i presume as being easy to get along with, i can keep a conversation going which is a bonus, plus if you ever need advice, i'll be here for you no matter who you are. i play drums, bass, guitar, ukulele and a little bit of piano. i also write songs, and write bullshit stories to entertain people for a living c: don't be shy to talk to me, i'm relatively new, but baby i'm more fabulous than you xoxo