*narrows both eyes as I sip tea while sitting in my rocking chair next to a fireplace*

I have a sacred relationship with sleep and an on and off fling with food. 

My mind is probably more complicated than a Rubik's cube and it's technically this storm you never see coming.

Drama is unfortunately part of my every day life and it puts Pretty Little Liars to shame. 

*smirks wickedly*

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