I have the attention span of roughly two seconds, but if you interest me, we can be-(wait- what was I saying?). 

Still the same, just older, not wiser. Why does Wattpad look so different? 

Check out my works if you like what I like. Then, its time for you to go from 'like' to 'love'. 

Oh, and by the way. The person who is reading this profile. 
You should be studying. 
Good talk, this.