I'm a big kid now.


I want to learn to play percussion instruments and bass guitar, and I can already play the violin and oboe. Do instruments of torture count? ((How was that acceptable to say in a kids' show, by the way?))

If I started a band, I would call it Eye of the Beheld or Lucifer's Mistress.

What do people normally put in these whatevers?

I want to die in a fiery, flaming semi-truck t-bone crash.

If you have an idea for me, message me! (I will always credit you!!)

Unless stated otherwise, NONE of the art I use for covers or anything else is mine. I am not a talented artist at all, and I apologize for not always giving credit to the artist. If I use your art and you want me to take it down, I will, just let me know.

If you want to talk, feel free to message me. I can't guarantee I'll see it right away, but I'll try to check my messages periodically.

**Anything else I would/could put here would end up being paragraph length, so to avoid making this too long, I'm putting the rest in a published work. If you care to look for it and read it, it'll have an obvious title.**
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Turns out I forgot to publish the discontinuing note that I talked about in my last announcement, and I only just now noticed. I am so sorry. It's up now.
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