*walks in and looks around*

wow there's a lot of you people out there

*takes a long drink from an almost full bottle of whiskey*

ok I'm Alienbutt,...... erm about me??..... what can i say.......
..god I hate talking about myself..

*takes another long drink from the bottle*

ok if you could read my story, leave comments and anything else.....always like new recipies for kebabs....no veggie stuff though, got to be meat based.

oh ye the story is a strange space epic thats full of large battles and the strange events that seem to follow me around... some sort of prophecy about a universal war.....

*looks around and then finishes off the whiskey bottle*

can i sit down now?