Call me Alphie.

I live in Wisconsin. I like Wisconsin. The Packers might be my favorite thing in the world. Aaron Rodgers is perfect. Clay Matthews is a legend. I miss Donald Driver.

Things I love equally and more than everything: Sports. Writing. Anti jokes. God (Christian up in here). Food. The show Psych.

Things I hate equally: Lists. Irony.

I like country music and One Direction. Odd right? Boy band and twang. I don't really know why I like them so much. Maybe it's the accents. *shrugs* It's kind of funny though because I have a playlist of my favorite music and when it shuffles, it puts the most different songs next to each other. Once, Moments by One Direction was followed by Cow Turd Blues by Hank Williams Jr.

When I was 15 (I had my first love... what? No!) When I was 15, I made a promise to myself that I would never ever, under any circumstances, grow up. And I don't break promises

Please, enjoy these quotes: (the first one is my favorite)

And those who were dancing were thought to be crazy by the ones who couldn't hear the music

Never take life too seriously. No one gets out alive anyway.

Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

Childhood is like being drunk. Everyone remembers what you did except you. 

Friends are like bananas. If you peel off their skin and eat them, they die.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

We never really grow up. We just learn how to act in public.

Gus, don't be the sock that got lost in the dryer.

People will hate you, rate you, shake you, and break you. But how strong you stand, is what makes you.

Hope Moore. Love Moore. Pray Moore
May 20, 2013
And what if I thought some miracle would see us through? But what if the miracle was even getting one moment with you?