Dont be afraid to talk to me, im always here and I'll listen, you can come talk to me about anything :D I'm a Muslim, I have anger management issues.

hahahaha my aunty and a lady almost had car accident and they were screaming at each other, at the end the lady said f*ck you and walked away, then my aunt screamed you f*ck hahahahahaha. Can't blame her, English is her 3rd language

B!tch is a female dog, a dog barks, bark is on a tree, tree is nature, nature is beautiful ^_^ thanks for the compliment.

I'm not saying she's a sl*t, but she's been in more pants than a penny. 70% water and still thirsty. Dehydrated girls want attention
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"There's 20 letters in the alphabet, right"

"Uh no, there's 26"

"Oh right I must have forgotten U R A Q T"

"You're still one less"

"I know, I'll give you the D later".

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" your parents thought you were a treasure,

so great, they tried to bury you"

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If you were my husband, I'd poison your coffee

If you were my wife, I'd drink it. 
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There are three thing you can't do: 1-wash your eyes with soap 2- hum with your nose closed 3-breathe with your tongue out....
......Now put your tongue back in.
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The cool part about naming your kid, is you don't have to add 6 numbers to make sure the name is available.
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Unless you fell off the treadmill and smashed your face, nobody wants to hear about your workout.

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How did something that Taste horrible like milk makes things delicious like CHEESE,CHOCOLTE,ICE-CREAM..ECT!?!?!

What's that ugly thing growing on your neck............oh it's your head