Aliens are real and I am one of them. 

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 

Hi, my name is Sage, welcome to this traumatizing page on the internet :) 

ALL I WRITE IS FILTH. UGH. 

I'm not active very much anymore (I feel too old for this platform lmao) But occasionally the itch does return to write something horrible. So I'm like.. disconnected from the community, but still alive and sometimes I do things. I also don't like the new w*ttp*d owners bc they got rid of the confetti after publishing :(  

I wanted to stop this at 666 words, but MORE ABOUT ME? 

I'M GAY.   (pan) 
I USED TO BE ACTUALLY CRAZY BUT NOW I'M CHILL. 
I'M A TATTOO ARTIST 
I'M 18 
MY DOG'S NAME IS GANDALF MIRKWOOD ASHFORD 
I STOLE HIM, HE'S MINE 
I HAVE BEEN EMANCIPATED FOR A LONG TIME NOW BUT NOW I'M AN ADULT YAYYYY   (it gets better I fking promise-- and you will absolutely figure it out.) 
I AM IN GEORGIA (for the minute) 
MY LIFE IS NO LONGER SPREAD OUT BETWEEN 4 STATES BUT I Uh um 
I'M JUST A GUY 
I USED TO BE IN A FEW BANDS BUT NOW I'M PICKY 
I DO SFX MAKEUP FOR MOVIES NOW??? 
I am for the people. 

I LIVE IN THE USA (boooooooooooo *throws tomato*) 

I speak/write English, German, and little Spanish 
I am working on my Spanish hahaaaaa. 
I wanted to immigrate to Argentina for healthcare purposes, if anyone wants to marry me into permanent residency. I'm keeping an eye on the political state of the country tho. 
But yeah let me know if you would like translated stories. 

THEY/HE/IT because I'll never be HER 

I love you, thanks for visiting ho :)  



+  Rest in peace The Meth Bus;  
Nov. 2023 - Aug. 2024 （>﹏<）
"You almost killed me many times in traffic, but you were a great van. A Legend. You saved my son and I from homelessness. I'm sorry for trying to splatter my brains in you."