Aliens are real and I am one of them. 

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 

Hi, my name is Sage, welcome to this traumatizing page on the internet :) 
I'm not active very much anymore (I feel too old for this platform and I'm not tryna be weird like that) but I want to preserve the ungodly energy that past me seemed to be so good at placing!!! I want it to still be a place where you can frolic and throw your braincells around, though I'm not really in the community anymore. Think of me as that weird old man with a library at the edge of the village; disconnected, but still alive. 

*Also, I want you to know that it does get better. I promise you. 

I wanted to stop this at 666 words, but MORE ABOUT ME? 

I'M GAY. 
I USED TO BE ACTUALLY CRAZY BUT NOW I'M CHILL. 
I'M A TATTOO ARTIST 
I'M 17 
MY DOG'S NAME IS GANDALF (DER ERWACHTE) ASHFORD 
I STOLE HIM, HE'S MINE 
I AM IN CALIFORNIA (I moved here and then my band broke up so now I'm just existing but I would like to start one again because honestly it's the most fun I've ever had and I miss it so if you're musical hmu) 

English, German, and Spanish 
Let me know if you would like translated stories? 

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I love you, thanks for visiting :)