Aliens are real and I am one of them. 

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 

Hi, my name is Sage, welcome to this traumatizing page on the internet :) 

ALL I WRITE IS FILTH. UGH. 

I'm not active very much anymore (I feel too old for this platform lmao) But occasionally the itch does return to write something horrible. So I'm like.. disconnected from the community, but still alive and sometimes I do things. I also don't like the new w*ttp*d owners bc they got rid of the confetti after publishing :(  

I wanted to stop this at 666 words, but MORE ABOUT ME? 

I'M GAY.   (pan) 
I USED TO BE ACTUALLY CRAZY BUT NOW I'M CHILL. 
I'M A TATTOO ARTIST 
I'M 18 
MY DOG'S NAME IS GANDALF MIRKWOOD ASHFORD 
I STOLE HIM, HE'S MINE 
I HAVE BEEN EMANCIPATED FOR A LONG TIME NOW BUT NOW I'M AN ADULT YAYYYY   (it gets better I fking promise-- and you will absolutely figure it out) 
I AM IN GEORGIA (for the minute) 
MY LIFE IS SPREAD OUT BETWEEN 4 STATES ATM 
I'M GOING BACK CALIFORNIA SOMETIME 
I'M JUST A GUY 
I USED TO BE IN A BAND BUT I'M LETTING MY VOICE GROW MORE BEFORE I GO BACK TO VOCALS PUBLICLY  
I STUNT IN MOVIES??? OKAY ??? WTF???? 
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT'S GOING ON BUT I'M HERE 

I LIVE IN THE USA (boooooooooooo *throws tomato*) 

I speak/write English, German, and little Spanish 
I am working on my Spanish hahaaaaa. 
I want to immigrate to Argentina and am looking for a lovely Argentinian to marry me???? Please get me out of this country lmao. 
But yeah let me know if you would like translated stories. 

THEY/HE/IT because I'll never be HER 

I love you, thanks for visiting ho :)  


+  Rest in peace The Meth Bus;  
Nov. 2023 - Aug. 2024 （>﹏<）
"You almost killed me many times in traffic, but you were a great van. A Legend. I'm sorry for trying to sh**t myself in you."