Aliens are real and I am one of them. 

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 

Hi, my name is Sage, welcome to this traumatizing page on the internet  

ALL I WRITE IS FILTH, YAY 

I'm not active very much anymore (I feel too old for this platform lmao) But occasionally the itch does return to write something horrible. So I'm like.. disconnected from the community, but still alive and sometimes I write things. I also don't like the new w*ttp*d owners bc they got rid of the confetti after publishing :(  

I wanted to stop this at 666 characters, but MORE ABOUT ME? 

I'M GAY.   (pan) 
I USED TO BE ACTUALLY CRAZY BUT NOW I'M CHILL. 
(they locked me in a room, a room full of rats) 
I'M A TATTOO ARTIST 
I'M 18 
MY DOG'S NAME IS GANDALF MIRKWOOD ASHFORD
I STOLE HIM, HE'S MINE
I  GOT EMANCIPATED WHEN I WAS 16 BUT I'M AN ADULT NOW YAYYY (it gets better I fking promise-- and you will absolutely figure it out.) 
I AM IN GEORGIA  (US) ATM
I'M JUST A GUY
I USED TO BE IN A FEW BANDS BUT NOW I'M PICKY 
I DO SFX MAKEUP FOR MOVIES NOW???

I am for the people. Every time.


I speak/write English, German, and little Spanish 
I am working on my Spanish. It's been years since I spoke German. 
I wanted to immigrate to Argentina, but then I was looking at Ireland instead; I've decided not to leave the country. I'll die in america like god intended lmao. 
But yeah let me know if you would like translated stories.

THEY/HE/IT bc I'll never be HER

thanks for visiting  :)

+  Rest in peace The Meth Bus;
Nov. 2023 - Aug. 2024（>﹏<
"You almost killed me many times in traffic, but you were a great van. A Legend. You saved my son and I from homelessness. May you find peace. I hope they've got tranny transplants in car heaven. I'm sorry for trying to kms in you."

+ RIP the Drift Camry
Apr. 2025 - July 2025