Aliens are real and I am one of them. 

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 

Hi, my name is Sage, welcome to this traumatizing page on the internet  

ALL I WRITE IS FILTH YAY 

I'm not active very much anymore (I feel too old for this platform lmao) But occasionally the itch does return to write something horrible. So I'm like.. disconnected from the community, but still alive and sometimes I write things. I also don't like the new w*ttp*d owners bc they got rid of the confetti after publishing :(  

I wanted to stop this at 666 characters, but MORE ABOUT ME? 

I'M GAY.   (pan) 
I USED TO BE ACTUALLY CRAZY BUT NOW I'M CHILL. 
(they locked me in a room, a room full of rats) 
I'M A TATTOO ARTIST 
I'M 18 
MY DOG'S NAME IS GANDALF MIRKWOOD ASHFORD 
I STOLE HIM, HE'S MINE 
I  GOT EMANCIPATED WHEN I WAS 16 BUT I'M AN ADULT NOW YAYYY (it gets better I fking promise-- and you will absolutely figure it out. I'm also trying to figure it out atm. I had it for a while. But.. We live, we laugh, we love.) 
I AM IN GEORGIA  ATM 
I'M JUST A GUY 
I USED TO BE IN A FEW BANDS BUT NOW I'M PICKY and lowkey healing again 
I DO SFX MAKEUP FOR MOVIES NOW??? 
I am for the people. Every time. 


I speak/write English, German, and little Spanish 
I am working on my Spanish. It's been years since I spoke German. 
I wanted to immigrate to Argentina for healthcare purposes, if anyone wants to marry me into permanent residency. I'm keeping an eye on the political state of the country tho. Ireland might be better. Or I'll just die in America how god intended. 
But yeah let me know if you would like translated stories. 

THEY/HE/IT because I'll never be HER 

thanks for visiting  :)  


+  Rest in peace The Meth Bus;  
Nov. 2023 - Aug. 2024 （>﹏<）
"You almost killed me many times in traffic, but you were a great van. A Legend. You saved my son and I from homelessness. May you find peace. I hope they've got tranny transplants in car heaven. I'm sorry for trying to kms in you."