I'm a hopeless pervert and romantic...

Anime I Am Currently Obsessing Over:
KnB, SnK, Tokyo Ghoul, Kimi to Boku, Tsuritama, Kuroshitsuji, Haikyuu, Free!, and many more anime with hot guys *squeals*

IRL people think I'm a tomboy who loves fart jokes and doesn't watch anime. Well that's partially true.

FART JOKES ARE HILARIOUS.

I do really love anime though and I must admit that I find smut really hard to take seriously even though I am a complete pervert (I'm basically female Aomine). Have fun experiencing the horrors that are my imagination.

READER NOTE: I have a really short attention span so as a reader I prefer shorter fan fictions so I tend to write one-shots and stuff like that.

JOIN ME MY CHILD AS WE ENTER THE ABYSS OF SENSUAL FART JOKES TOGETHER.
  • JoinedFebruary 24, 2015



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