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We write Zelda crackfic just for the lols
"I've died by by being crushed by Zelda's thighs (best way to go), and been revived by the power of atheism. And I can confirm, with my own eyes, God is a chicken."
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average_botw_player
Feb 02, 2024 01:42AM
i'll update Our Vices soon! srry, its been crazy latelyView all Conversations
Stories by Godlike Salmon
Zelda x Ganondorf: Our Vices
Crackfic I swear.
a Zelda x Ganondorf TOTK thingy. Wowee.
At the death of Sonia, Ganondorf takes control of...
BOTW ships ranked by yours truly
All ships are valid as long as their not incest/illegal.
My Bad Boy & Golden Boy
Emerald Shad'ow Alzheimer Pigeon Higginbottom is not like the other girls. She's your typical blonde hair, bl...