"A little calf came up to its mom and said, "Mama, why did you name me Daisy?"
The mom replies, "Because when you were born, a daisy fell on your head."
Another calf said, "Mama, why did you name me Rose?"
"Because when you were born, a rose fell on your head." She says.
"DURHURDURHURHUR!"
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