bananaknife_

Okay so funny story I'm back-ish but like I have ten million different fandoms and I'm not really a part of the old ones anymore!!! This is Jonas btw

bananaknife_

I think I'm gonna delete this account because there's literally so much stuff in my library I'm not interested in anymore and I'm still getting comments on things I put up back in 2020 so don't be surprised if i suddenly disappear 

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Wow, "gay", "homosexual", funny word. No, really, that's a very creative and funny insult. It's obvious that the word "gay" was originally meant to mean "bad person" and nothing else. In fact, that insult was actually so funny that I pissed myself. I don't usually piss myself, I stopped doing that in 2nd grade. One time I pissed myself during a school class because my teacher declined my request to go the bathroom. Everyone was laughing and I was filled with obvious feelings. One of them was shame, and I didn't really understand why I was felt shame. I mean, it's not my fault that the asshole motherfucking teacher didn't let me out of the classroom. It was so unfair, that I immediately stood up and ran out of the room. But on my way to the door the "class bully" said: "Yeah, you better change your underwear, pig!". My head just went through an explosion of RAGE. I ran to the bully and punched him in the face so hard, that 2 of his teeth went loose and his nose was broken, he cried. I was sent to the principal and my parents were called. My dad was kinda supportive, but my mom took my PC for 2 months. That night I spent 7 minutes punching my pillow because of how loose my feelings are and how unfair the situation was. I was kinda thankful, since I started to work on my control over myself and gradually improved since. But let's get back to the topic, the insult "gay". Like, man, that was really, really funny. I could have never imagined that such a smart insult could ever exist. I was really impressed by how reasonable and cool that word was addressed. You should totally use that word more, since gays should burn in hell because no one deserves rights to love who they want. We must all follow the morals of the elder rocks that had such smart heads and kind hearts. We should never accept those who put their propaganda in our faces, because showing someone that you, a boy, love a boy totally means, that he's trying to trick us into following his beliefs.

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Does anyone else here get kind of upset when someone changes a characters pronouns just because of an au or whatever? Because pronouns are a big part of someones character. Like, I would be really upset if someone was like "I'm gonna make you a girl now for the sake of this ship I have" like????

kittylesbian

@bananaknife_  i know cant they be gay/lesbian for like one fanfic
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"UM ACTUALLY ☝️ OBJECTION ‼️ DUMBASS  YOU ABSOLUTE FAILURE  DID GUMFUCK NOT TELL YOU⁉️ *SALARY CUTTING NOISES* YOUR GARBAGE ️ EXCUSE OF A HYPOTHESIS  ILL SHOVE MY ENTIRE CRAVAT  UP YOUR ASS  BC IT'S FUCKING WRONG ‍♂️  WHY⁉️ YOU ASK ⁉️ WELL YOU LITTLE BITCH  IF YOU WOULD TAKE A LOOK ️ AT THIS MOTHER FUCKING  UPDATED AUTOPSY REPORT ‼️‼️"

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r4d10_S1l3nc3

I see a lot has changed..
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bananaknife_

Oops I forgot Wattpad doesn't process emojis
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bananaknife_

My dad got me into watching stranger things a while back and I watched that one episode and season four and it's like... Johnathan knows. He knows.

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@1raging_homosexual2 Wattpad won't let me te xt ba k
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r4d10_S1l3nc3

@bananaknife_ Surprised surprise.. I'm alive
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bananaknife_

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Wow, "gay", "homosexual", funny word. No, really, that's a very creative and funny insult. It's obvious that the word "gay" was originally meant to mean "bad person" and nothing else. In fact, that insult was actually so funny that I pissed myself. I don't usually piss myself, I stopped doing that in 2nd grade. One time I pissed myself during a school class because my teacher declined my request to go the bathroom. Everyone was laughing and I was filled with obvious feelings. One of them was shame, and I didn't really understand why I was felt shame. I mean, it's not my fault that the asshole motherfucking teacher didn't let me out of the classroom. It was so unfair, that I immediately stood up and ran out of the room. But on my way to the door the "class bully" said: "Yeah, you better change your underwear, pig!". My head just went through an explosion of RAGE. I ran to the bully and punched him in the face so hard, that 2 of his teeth went loose and his nose was broken, he cried. I was sent to the principal and my parents were called. My dad was kinda supportive, but my mom took my PC for 2 months. That night I spent 7 minutes punching my pillow because of how loose my feelings are and how unfair the situation was. I was kinda thankful, since I started to work on my control over myself and gradually improved since. But let's get back to the topic, the insult "gay". Like, man, that was really, really funny. I could have never imagined that such a smart insult could ever exist. I was really impressed by how reasonable and cool that word was addressed. You should totally use that word more, since gays should burn in hell because no one deserves rights to love who they want. We must all follow the morals of the elder rocks that had such smart heads and kind hearts. We should never accept those who put their propaganda in our faces, because showing someone that you, a boy, love a boy totally means, that he's trying to trick us into following his beliefs.

SooSICHMAGMOOS3

That's a lot of anger- 
            I can totally understand you though. Homophobes are weird af. It's like they don't hate homosexual people for a valid reason (because there is none) but just for the sake of feeling better than them. Also, your teacher is a slimy nostril.
            (Sorry for any grammatical errors, my English teacher is almost as bad as your 2nd grade one)
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RandomPandaBun

I don’t know whether to say “mhm-?” Or “yup” 
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