This is the other account of @Alexanderisafangirl and on this one I'm posting future stories ;)

Bajan + Hawaiian + British = Batiish

Wifeys= @LamPayning , @Rebel_girl and @Akshaya_1Dlover
( @totallyshipniam is in my marriage clique but he's weird and it feels strange to call him hubby because that makes me ever more gay than I already am)

Like I mentioned up there I am gay, Bisexual actually so you know. I'm half gay. (the thought makes me all fuzzy inside).... 

Anywhore. I'm basically just a normal lad who likes to read/write fanfiction about 5 boys who I have never met or seen in person so y'all better applause to me for keeping strong through it and also for keeping cool and not murdering these niggas.
And, okay, I can admit it. I can be kind of a slut at times. But that doesn't mean I'm not friendly! SLUTS ARE FRIENDLY! (I bet you're starting to sense some kink)
I'm almost black people. Just thought I'd point that out. So if you're some ugly ass racist then get your ass of this place because this shit is MY kingdom.

Thangs I love:
- 5 absolute idiots that named themselves "One Direction" which is such a lame name
- The Wanted (YES, I SAID IT)
- J-Biebs is kind of sexxaay
- RiRi
- Beyonce
- All the good rappers out there
- Sex
- Girls
- Boys
- MY HAIR
- LITTLE MIX (I DON'T CARE IF THIS IS GAY OF ME, I JUST LOVE THESE GIRLS)
- MY WIIIFEEEEYS MAAAAAN
- I seem to forgotten what I like, sorry bro

I HOPE THAT YOU WILL LIKE MY STORIES AND WHATNOT! I SWEAR I'M FUCKING AWESOME!



(by the way, if you're going to be posting stories here on Wattpad, please do us all a favor and learn how to write English properly.... xoxo)