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The Bend Barnes are a romantic group of poets who post extremely irregularly on Wattpad and are deeply in love with each other. The simp's are warmly known by their ship name 'clemadislith' and dedicate 99% of their day and dying brain cells to laughing at nonsensical rubbish, self-slandering and expressing their adoration of other members. The members, Clementine, Madeline, Lily and Isla are all acutely mentally ill, and of varying spectrums of personality that compliment their instabilities perfectly. Their "worms for brains" selves are in dire need of time outside, but each in turn would rather crack their head's open with a mallet and spoon-feed each other their maggots than do so. Dependant upon each other, Ben Barnes, Kanej, Lana Del Rey, Billie Eilish and Tom Odell, the simp's share a joint interest in their specialised art -- simping. The quartet are famed for their obsessive and irrational levels of reverent worship at the feet of their 'mans'. However they are #GirlBossASF and so this is indeed a feminist story, and thus they are most in love with each other. The Bend Barnes craft their adroitness to which they share poems of vacillating levels of mental fluctuation, (forming [a] pining, [b] hatred of life, [c] misery imbued rage) that is only understood by themselves and each other. This could be due to a number of fan theories, most notorious of which being that the four members are actually 'soulmates' and 'telepathic'. Despite their generally gloomy outlook on life, the Bend Barnes are famed for their quick wit and unbridled joy at being the sexiest fuckers on this planet, blessed with otherworldly gifts of comedy and sexual prowess. You can often find them commenting simp worthy (rank ultra one) on member's work/and or message boards.