I came here to kick ass and eat onions, and I've just finished kicking ass. Notice how my proflie picture replaces Shaggy's face with Shrek.
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Stories by billyblazeit
The Shrepic
The Epic of Shrek is possibly the most beautiful, iconic piece of literature to grace the Earth. It tells the...
The Onion's Insight
Want to read a thigh-bulging, suspenseful, onion-packed story about a handsome green ogre's days in high scho...