I came here to kick ass and eat onions, and I've just finished kicking ass. Notice how my proflie picture replaces Shaggy's face with Shrek.
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Stories by Quinn
- 2 Published Stories

The Shrepic
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The Epic of Shrek is possibly the most beautiful, iconic piece of literature to grace the Earth. It tells the...

The Onion's Insight
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Want to read a thigh-bulging, suspenseful, onion-packed story about a handsome green ogre's days in high scho...