Aloha! Wazzup, homeskillet?? Wait... what was I supposed to be doing again? Oh yeah, introducing myself! Well, I'm Thad Kid Over There (how flipping awesome would that be if that was my real name?). 

Um... What else would you not want to know about me? Oh, yeah! I have schizoaffective disorder and OCD (and acid reflux, if that's even worth mentioning about me). 

Okay, just one more thing before I leave you alone. Do not try anything I write about at home, kids. And for the love of all things decent, PLEASE don't chew with your mouth open!

"That's all I have to say about that." -Forrest Gump