birdflashbaby
hey guys remember me?
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birdflashbaby
official WATTPAD just dmd me telling me to update my stories… #famous #newchaptersoon
birdflashbaby
happy new years
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rewatching failsafe like DAMN this episode is so fucking SAD and angsty how is this a childrens show
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bitches be bonkers
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@seaveyssoftie_ i love him i remember watching that show years ago and going I SAY THAT!!!!
You_are_Not_Human
November second.
birdflashbaby
just came to the realization that people probably read my username as “birdflash baby” (cringe, tumblr-esque, i am seventeen and too old to be a baby)
and not “birdflash, babey!” (cool, swag, asterous, funny, campy, whelming, fantastic)
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newest chapter of asterous is out, and a new one should be out tonight !!! stream “purple yellow red and blue” by portugal. the man while you wait ;)
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hi i graduated high school as valedictorian (this is a flex) anyway so sorry for not posting for seven months i Cured™️ my mental illness(es) but now it is summer and they are Back so expect updates! #Lol #nowiaccidentallyhavefeelingsformybestfriend(whoisawomansoapparentlyiamNotStraight)anditisslowlykillingme
birdflashbaby
turns out that i am Alive™️ again
