barely legal they he
niche wattpad microcelebrity
pretentious hipster
unapologetic femboy fetishiser 
considerable fan of breaking bad, tetris, capri sun, head, rebzyyx and cocaine
average table tennis champion 
dni vinegar chips eaters, rodent lovers and members of American rock band social distortion
I can break my thumb on command 
I know 50 decimals of pi
I eat my cigarette butts to save the environment
self diagnosed psychopathy, diagnosed genital herpes