british-and-deadly

//mun needs therapy good god no that winter finale was not okay

PSA from le mun
          For those of you who haven't checked out the blogs that sparked the muse for me and  @Hitman_Jones, here's something to help you visualise their characters. 
          Think of AK as an old tomcat, not always up and chasing rats, but watching those scurry below him with amusment in his eyes, snatching up prey quicker than a flash when he needs to or a perky little mouse annoys him, scarred but wise and sometimes cruel to other cats if he must make a point. 
          Hitman Jones is a bouncy, dangerous kitty, malevolent, with a sweet face, but playing with the mice he pins by their tails, pouncing with glee and deadly precision. Essentially, the more HMJ "cat" purrs,, the more f*cked you are. 
          Also, any post that has "//open" on the end means I'm bored and you should rp with me. 
          Thanks! -mun
          

@Hitman_Jones "Oh... and Jones," Arthur said, holding up his hand. "You should watch your back, especially if you plan on trying to interfere with me. Because the moment you lose focus... You'll find a knife in it. Do you understand me?"

@Hitman_Jones "Is there any particular reason why I would tell you?" Arthur asks, his back facing the American. "I have my reasons." 

@Hutman_Jones "Gladly," Arthur gave his porcelain smile, one he'd worn on so many occasions. "Now," he lazily takes a gun out of his pocket. "Get out before I blow your head open."

@Hitman_Jones "Exactly like me, hm?" Arthur's face stayed its calm mask. Inside, gears were turning swiftly, making plans. It would be a perfect idea to meet these doubles of his... 
          "Stories..." he murmured. "I certainly have plenty to tell."

"I'm already popular, it seems," Arthur chuckles. 
          "Who are you people, anyway? I should think more of you would be cautious."

@Hitman_Jones "Oh, just a small favor. A trifle, really." He waves a hand dismissively. 
          "I want you to tell me everything you know about this place."

@Hitman_Jones Arthur raised a bushy eyebrow, letting the glove conform to his hand with a firm /SNAP/. His lip curled upwards in a small smirk. 
          "Of all the places I expected to find you," he chuckled. "It must be important, if I'm not trying to shoot you by now."