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oc that is just the most horrible stand up comedian. bombs constantly. 

zhongli come home please. the kids miss you. 

im back and i want to rp with anyone abt anything :)

i’ve been gone from here for a while and will probably stay gone, but my discord is neobatrachia#4462 so add me if you wanna :)

Turt, did you know that platypus venom is extremely painful for humans? It won't kî ll you but it will hurt. And it doesn't leave your body for months! So sometimes you get random flares of pain. Just because you fûcked with a platypus. 
          
          Moral of the story is: Don't be a Doofenshmirtz <3

hey i love u but dont tell anyone

Guess what? 
          
          
          
          Ily
          
          
          But like, aggressively so really it's 
          
          ILY!!!! 

what r u trying 2 say abt me? >:(

@xishhi lesbian 
          also i ate a flower petal and now my tummy hurts am i dying

more like B;)