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You say, "go to hell." I say, "go kiss a dementor."
You say football, I say Quidditch.
You say Mars, I say Pigfarts.
You say paparazzi, I say Rita Skeeter.
You say depression, I say "The dementors must be near. Here, have some chocolate."
You say Hitler, I say Voldemort
You say school, I say Hogwarts.
You say, "I'm going to kill you!", I yell "Avanda Kedavra!"
You say b****, I say git.
You say, "long live the queen." I say, "long live J.K. Rowling."
You say, "my dog ate my homework!" I say, "those bloody Nargles stole my homework again!"
You say hot, I say nice skin.
You say epic, I say bloody brilliant.
You say, "I'm telling." I say, "wait until my father hears about this."
You say coke, I say butterbeer.
You say Kristen Stewart, I say Emma Watson.
You say Edward Cullen, I say Cedric Diggory.
You say Bella, I say Bellatrix.
You say prison, I say Azkaban.
You say socks, I cry and exclaim, "Dobby!"