I am a reader not because I have no life, but because I choose to have many

I like to party, and by party I mean read books 

THINK while it's still legal.

I get high on intelligent conversations

Me: I'm never gonna eat that much again. OH LOOK, FOOD!

"Music is a safe kind of high." Jimi Hendrix 

Person: You're really quiet 
Me: Nobody plans a murder out loud 

Me: Don't talk to me when I have headphones on 
Person: but you always have headphones on 
Me: Well look who's catchin on