cemeterygirlxoxo
Got Napalm Death tickets for Osaka!! I'll be missing classes to see them lol (I'm japanese living in Japan— how I got Wattpad even though the app's not available on here is a secret I'll never tell)
cemeterygirlxoxo
cemeterygirlxoxo
I'm a total non-believing theology nerd(I have religious trauma).
funnyval3nt1n3
how are you frien it has been 3months and i have to confirm if ur still alive
cemeterygirlxoxo
Bro. I just saw a comment saying "A tear just slid down my thigh" I really can't with Wattpad comments, y'all are wild— why am I acting like I'm completely innocent as if I haven't been one of the martyrs causing wreckage and chaos in the comments on here lol
cemeterygirlxoxo
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@OuiOuiandigottheWii ⊂ヽ ＼＼ ＼( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) > ⌒ヽ / へ＼ / / ＼＼ ﾚ ノ ヽつ / / / /| ( (ヽ. | |、＼ | 丿 ＼ ⌒) | | ) / ノ ) Lﾉ (_／ ᵘʷᵘ fUCK ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ FUCK, sorry guys ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ sorry im dropping ᵘʷᵘ my eggs all over the ᵘʷᵘ place ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ sorry ᵘʷᵘ oh fuck ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ATTENTION ALL SHOPPERS! ATTENTION ALL SHOPPERS! There is a CUM EGG alert in aisle 4! Someone came all over the floor. There is cumeggs everywhere. You cannot stand in aisle 4 without seeing or feeling cumeggs. The amount of eggs and ejaculate in aisle 4 is simply unnatural. Please for the love of God, we need a cleanup in aisle 4. This lagoon of cummie eggie must have been produced by a fucking blue whale. Oh God I can smell it. *sniffffffFfffFfff* The fluid mixture has invaded my nostrils. There is so much cummie eggy mess. I cannot see. It's all yellow white . Everything. White. Yellow. Mom please help. SOS. Someone call 911, or 411, or a scientist I don't know. I'm_ *gargling noises* drowning- *slip* in- *more thick eggy gargling* -cumegg! *dial tone* ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ FUCK, sorry guys ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ sorry im dropping ᵘʷᵘ my eggs all over the ᵘʷᵘ place ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ sorry ᵘʷᵘ oh fuck ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ╭ ◜◝ ͡ ◝ ͡◜◝◜◝ ͡ ◝ ͡◜╮ ( *sniffffffFfffFfff* ) ( fulfilling ) ( cumegg╰ ͜ ╯ᵘʷᵘ ╰ ͜ ╯ ᵘʷᵘ O o ° 〃∩ ∧＿∧ ⊂⌒（ ´・ω・） ｀ヽ_っ＿/￣￣￣/ ＼/＿＿＿/ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ FUCK, sorry guys ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ sorry im dropping ᵘʷᵘ my eggs all over the ᵘʷᵘ place ᵘʷᵘ Whoops uwu uwu uwu i uwu busted uwu |\ / \ / \ / | ,_ ; \/` my '; , \_', \ / cum '. .' /`. `~ ~` , /\ Egg ` " . ` " ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ sorry ᵘʷᵘ oh fuck ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ FUCK, sorry guys ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ∧__∧ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)っ Whoops (っ / Lﾉ┘ my egg ∧___∧ ⊂ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) my egg ヽ ⊂二/ (⌒) / ／ ＼ fell | ● ● | whoops ＼ ＿＿ ／ out ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ sorry im dropping ᵘʷᵘ my UWUs all over the ᵘʷᵘ place ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ sorry
cemeterygirlxoxo
I really can't help myself from thinking about how cupcakke says the word V4g1nA~ when I come across the word, specially in a fanfic. I really just can't.
funnyval3nt1n3
U. FRIEN.RNN!!
funnyval3nt1n3
@OuiOuiandigottheWii cant believe those two mummies invented boobs, anD DOLLY PARTON..aNDTUCKING??!
cemeterygirlxoxo
@funnyval3nt1n3 they should get a noble peace prize for being the most biological women to have ever been biological women that has ever existed, or simply the fact they are true icons at their old, nearly deceased age.
funnyval3nt1n3
@OuiOuiandigottheWii ua realone fr also amazing pfp i lov troxi and high class russian whor
cemeterygirlxoxo
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Taylor Swift may have said tolerate it, but I can't tolerate shit.
stonbisexual
your comment left me scandalized
cemeterygirlxoxo
I've been reading ffs to cope with heartbreak and it's not working; I binge read two ffs today and while I was hoping for some romance and maybe even some smut, it was even more heartbreak for me.
I hate it here.
OfficialKinkyWater
Uwu