Bonjour! 

Sorry, sometimes I switch between French, English, Italian, German, and Lebanese. 

My name is Count Docula, but you can call me Count Docula. I'm a professional author, two time New York Times best seller, and a director. You may have heard of some of my works, but I go under a pen name. 

I hope you enjoy. I am currently working on the nonfiction "As Told By Ginger and Vamperian."