I am a terrible procrastinator. (This is me actually telling you about myself. From now on, updates will actually be updates.) I read somewhere once that an artist's creations are sampled from his/her own self. Don't take this too seriously with mine. My parents are alive and well, no one's trying to kill me, and I definitely do not have a bad past as far as I can remember. I'm fairly sure that my life would actually be considered rich (not money-wise exactly, although we have enough to live rather comfortably). I go to church every Sunday (I belong to the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. A mouthful, I know, but we usually just use the term Mormon. To clear up any possible misunderstanding, please message me.) Technically, I have two friends, although I probably won't see one of 'em for a long while cause she's moving from England to Australia. No, I'm not British, I'm American, but I lived there for three or so years and talk to myself with an accent. Not on purpose, of course. I don't think I'm that weird. Um, I guess it would also be appropriate to say that I tend to sway towards darker themes and absolutely hate mature stuff (apart from violence) but occasionally get in the mood for happy stuff. Unfortunately, my moods greatly affect how I write, so I'm sorry ahead of time for any delays that may cause or crappy chapters that have to be released. That's all.