Michael is totally my future husband. But we can share. I would like his head, you can get the body, whatever. I hate being praised on doing the things I didn't even like doing. Like chores. Or just standing up in particular. 

I'm three years old. I'm turning four this January 26. 

My favorite color is Payne's gray. Yes, that is a legitimate color.

I'm trash. I'm currently looking for my house, garbage disposal #64539. If found, please give it to the person living in garbage disposal #3564. Reward is one box of pizza. Any toppings you want, any crust you need. Just one because I'm broke.

Bye