🌵 Welcome to the di Rossi hacienda. 🌵

☘️ 2x Grand Winner of Wattpad's Open Novella Contest (ONC).
2019 (English) - "Distantly Falling Stars"
2021 (German) - "Findet Gretel"

Quadruply featured author. (That's four times for the math impaired. Raise your hand if you're math impaired. 🙋‍♂️)

🎱 ENTJ
🥑 over 40
🦆 multi-lingual
☕ honorary Brit
☠️ BA in Creative Writing
♻︎ Neo-Pagan & involuntary animist
🌈 ← lost somewhere in that community, too

Not your average anything.

Vonnegut's Rules for Writing:
1. Find a subject you care about.
2. Do not ramble.
3. Keep it simple.
4. Have the guts to cut.
5. Sound like yourself.
6. Say what you mean to say.
7. Pity the readers.

📬 Wyt ti'n siarad Cymraeg? Wel, siarada wrth i fi, te.
  • Germany
  • JoinedMarch 11, 2018


Last Message
Di_Rossi Di_Rossi Jul 12, 2022 05:47PM
FRIENDS! Win announcement. My flash fiction story "Summer in Germany" won the WPFusion profile's Midsummer Madness contest. I believe I was the only contestant, so not much of a feat but they still s...
View all Conversations

Stories by Berengaria di Rossi
Teacups & Tentacles | ONC 2022 by Di_Rossi
Teacups & Tentacles | ONC 2022
Steampunk light/ Comedy. A terrifying new exhibit on at London Zoo is the talk of the town. Amelia Tooting-S...
ranking #1 in creaturefeature See all rankings
Berengaria's Best: The Ultimate Short Story Collection by Di_Rossi
Berengaria's Best: The Ultimate Sh...
A collection of my very best short stories out of the five short story collections I've written during my thr...
Charlotte Wynthorpe and the Case of the Disappearing Diamonds by Di_Rossi
Charlotte Wynthorpe and the Case o...
London 1923. Charlotte Wynthorpe's socialite circle is being plagued by a rash of diamond burglaries during t...
ranking #65 in theft See all rankings
14 Reading Lists