doodoonapkin

Ok ,
          	I'm seeing a lot of riverdale ads on wattpad and I'm LiViNg FoR iT YaSsSsSs
          	
          	5 DAYS TILL SEASON TWO AHHHH IM SO EXCITEDDDDDDD

xvellichors

@Marshmillowillow EPISODE 5 HAS BUGHEAD SHIPPERS AND CHERYL STANS IN TEARS.
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doodoonapkin

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Gnats. Gnats are everywhere. It rained really hard the past two days and MAN OH MAN today was terrifying. It all started when I got off the the city bus after school. First thing that happened: gnats, a swarm of them, in my face. 
          
          I tried to ignore it and keep walking to Pop's. (AKA McDonald's AKA wannabe Pop's AKA man, I wish it was Pop's) ANYWAYS, I was trying to ignore it and keep walking BUT DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD THAT IS WHEN THERES A BLANKET OF GNATS OVER THE ENTIRE CITY?! 
          
          I wanted to cry. 
          
          I hate bugs. I hate flying bugs. Butterflies are pretty. But I still hate bugs. 
          
          Ants, cock/pussyroaches (hehe equality amiright), bees, wasps, flies, mosquitoes, worms, beetles, GNATS. You name a bug, and I hate it. Even ladybugs. 
          
          I also had soccer practice too. I was running. I was panting. I was running to SWARMS OF FUCKING GNATS AND I WANT TO DIE. THERES  GNATS  IN  MY  BODY  AND H
          
          

doodoonapkin

update: there was a gnat stuck in my teeth and I accidentally bit down on it. I waNT TO DIE AND CRY KILL ME PLEASE 
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doodoonapkin

AS I WAS SAYING: 
            THE GNAT-POCOLYPSE IS HERE
            
            
            
            
            
            
            SEND HELP
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doodoonapkin

sorry I freaked out  too much and accidentally hit send
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doodoonapkin

HELL-O 'ERRYBODY! 
              HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! 
          
          So, as some of you may know if you are familiar with district 12, fireworks are banned unless you have a permit. 
          We didn't have a permit.
          That meant that we had to make the most of our New Year's Eve using mini popper bombs and lame confetti shooters.
          
          Uncle Haymitch came over for dinner and after we had a confetti popper fight with him. That was 
          
          Some people from the merchant side of town managed to get some aerial fireworks and began shooting them early... My mother was prepared for the colorful show but my father? Not so much.
          
          He had a minor flashback but he was okay though. 
          
          After the midnight fireworks ended Rye and I were left to clean up all the popper trash. 
          
          The first thing he decides to do in 2017 is take the dustpan full of popper trash  and dump it all over me. And as he was literally rolling on the ground while laughing I remember screaming at him: " THE FIRT THING YOU DECIDE TO DO IN 2017 IS TO ANNOY ME? WELL GUESS WHAT?! MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!"  As I was finishing up my little speech Rye got back to his feet and started waking away I started to sprint over to him silently and then tackled him from behind, causing him to get a mouthful of snow. 
          
          What made the situation seem so much better was when I saw my parents and uncle Haymitch standing in the doorway laughing (I swear I heard uncle Haymitch saying to my mother that I'm just like her, which I didn't mind at all)  
          
          After we sat around the fireplace drinking hot chocolate and telling stories. I dozed off at sometime and woke up in time to realize I was in Rye's arms as he carried my up the stairs.  
          
          So basically, I faked being asleep until he left the room and now I'm writing this...
          
          I'm tired. 
          
          I'm going to sleep. 
          
          Goodnight. 
          
          ~Willow Mellark
          
          

xvellichors

It wuz pretty funny after I got over it  
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doodoonapkin

HAHAHA!!! Welp...you deserved it, suckah! @ryebreadmellarky 
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RyeBreadMellarky

Hey

doodoonapkin

@RyeBreadMellarky Go figure... you don't even like to read.
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RyeBreadMellarky

@RowanMellark You mean after months and months of you begging me to join? Yes, but I just wanted you to stop asking...
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doodoonapkin

@RyeBreadMellarky Rye? OMG YOU JOINED!! yuss now I get to add you to my bio..
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CrystalKisses

YASS PERCIBETH

doodoonapkin

@bookishanimefangirl OMG my whole life is a lie! (Totally kidding) thanks for pointing that out! Gonna change it, I promise.
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stqrryrains

I thought it was Percabeth with an "a" but okay XD
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