@espuminho "No, do you fancy Cedric Diggory?" Ron persisted. Both he and Harry leaned in, all ears.
"I don't know, maybe," Draco deadpanned. "I am a big fan of the way he straddles a broomstick."
Harry and Hermione blinked at him guilelessly. "You mean that he's a good Seeker?" Hermione asked, while Ron had to cover his mouth from wheezing, he was laughing so hard.
"Bloody hell, Draco, I missed you," Ron gasped, while Harry started to look madder and madder.
"What? I don't get it!" Harry protested, looking around in vain for someone to explain it to him. "Hermione, do you get it?" She shook her head. "Hey!" he whined in despair. "Hey! What's the joke?"