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Hey, y'all, Evan here.
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I can't stand societal standards. They can go kiss an egg. Why should me being a geek bring me to the negative rungs of my school's social ladder while the kids that only care about relationships, boys, bullying, and just being out and out jerks to people not like them be the most popular and listened-to people at the top of the social ladder (the only reason I'm complaining is because it makes innocent nerds and geeks like me more succeptible to verbal or physical harassment)?

Anyway, greetings and salutations! My name is Evan. I'm a nerd and geek who does advanced stuff in school because I'm apparently smart. I've been a part of the TAG program since I was eligible, and have loved every minute of it. I also adopt close friends into a makeshift family because my real family hates me. 

I'm also a sarcastic smart mouth with a silver tongue, so I wouldn't suggest trying to verbally fight me. I'm very immature, so if I get a joke, I will laugh about it for quite a while. I don't really believe in acting your age because that would mean that once you reach a certain point in life, your life would become meaningless, so acting your age is dumb unless you want a meaningless life. 

Also, people who call me a cinnamon roll are inaccurate. I may be innocent in most regards, but I can and will fight anyone I need to, so I'm most definitely not a cinnamon roll, unless cinnamon rolls threaten people with death. I am also not an angel like some opt to believe. I'm a horrible person. 
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