Dannie & Nicole

Where is the newsies queer eye I was promised

Post✨this✨on✨the✨ten✨nicest✨profiles✨

*me pointing out cute girls in a show*
          my mom: what
          me: nOtHING

tomorrow im getting rapid tested for COVID-19.
          
          i hugged somebody with the virus.
          
          lmk if you want the results, if enough people want, i’ll post the results tomorrow.
          
          —dannie/denton 

somebody on the bus just went 
          “watch Ima tell him and he gonna slap his gf’s ass” -some random guy on the bus
          
          PERMISSION TO TERMINATE MEN

so i got sick today and i almost made a song about waiting in a hallway for an hour and a half for your parent to pick you up from school
          
          —Dannie/Denton 

I log and am greeted by 145 notifications
          did we get cancelled????
          -nicole

It should be Familtee

added @kneecaps_are_tastee and @racertee to the joint

changing pfp to sherlock hold on