"What really knocks me out is a book that, when you're all done reading it, you wish the author that wrote it was a terrific friend of yours and you could call him up on the phone whenever you felt like it. That doesn't happen much, though." 
― J.D. Salinger

So you found my profile? That's cool. The name's Chandler, call me Fandamia. Come on in. Kettle's just boiled. Tea for everyone. We can discuss fanfiction by the fire and cry over non-existent characters. 

It will be fun.

Promise.