why am I writing this about you? really? you're too lazy to get up and write this yourself... you are an idiot. fine I'll do it.

this author is a lazy f*ck and is a complete goof. even though he writes really good, he just doesn't want to get off his ass and do it.  
his life style is a mess and writing is his only escape from his lazy routine. 
he is the oldest of 4 and is an Alumni from Humber College.  yet he thought that a certificate wasn't enough so he went back, bored some money and is stuck there for 3 more years. although through all of this bundle of unrighteous joy, he finds time for his friends and family by telling them stories. including the ones that you are reading down below. even though it has only been a couple of chapter. like seriously, he needs to get on that faster than a person with one percent left on their cell to a charger.
being Canadian  he will apologize alot for being late.
what else do you want me to write about you? 
you don't know?! I'm doing you a favour here... you have about 930 words left.  
alright then, so I will wrap this "About" thing up and save you the trouble of reading my blabbering. if you want to know more about his activity just give him a shout through the messenger on Wattpad. hopefully he answers as fast as he does writing.
good night and have fun.

--N.M.