Warning: this description is extremely lame
Read at your own risk:

I am a food and sponge bob enthusiast,
Soccer player,
Horrible writer,
Owner of a Russian tortoise,
And the worst person at making descriptions.
Like ever.

So instead of making you read a 4 page long description, I'll describe my self in only one word=
Awesome. 
And trust me, you are too.

If you've read this far, than I'm extremely surprised that you haven't died of boredom yet.

Make sure to follow me,
Say hello,
And, most importantly, watch spongebob.
Like all the cool kids ;)