my main hoe: @killtoniight
this bitch^: @wishyouweresober
orange crush. no i will not elaborate: @mrlusk
my lemon: @franks-noodle-tattoo
the romantic fistfight: @-pansy
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out of context quotes that make me say E:

"I fell asleep to Gerard crunching on ice and cupping my ass."
"That's not Shrek, that's lemon pulp."
"I'm a ninja, blocking all racist feet."
"Penis will never get any rest."
"It's my life purpose: the gay shit."
"I consider myself a band member lip connoisseur."
"Another one in the ass. Freddie would be proud."
"Back away from the penis, sir."
"Frank Iero has a chode!?"
"From now on, if I'm not sure whether to call you sir or ma'am, I'm calling you sam."
"I was an awful idea."
"Stop saying you don't choose to be lesbian, you chose to slowly walk down the women's section in Walmart and squeeze all the bras."
"Titties"
"What's your favorite ice cream flavor? Mine is Revenge Frank's pussy."