homoeroticism

first dude to discover phosphorus in the human body boiled so much drunk dude piss in his rich, rich, so fuckin rich wife’s basement because he thought he’d get gold like no there’s only flame rocks in pee 

god im so gay and homophobic its unreal 

l g b t stands for luigi gamers brits tiddies. 

My friend was assassinate today :( so sad 

do any of my followers have any good Ronald Reagan x reader fics? 

Of you’re learning to drive and are a little nervous, drink some alcohol to chase the jitters away! 
          
          you’ll probably be fine.

First dude to see magnetic rocks: they are tryin to fuck!!!!!!

death is too communistic. young people these days expecting handouts!! no. we have to work for our death. i know not all people are as fortunate as I, but that just means they have to work harder. the government shouldn’t have to take care of people who are too lazy to get death themself. 

the moon is married to me. we are In Love and our 3rd anniversary is this June 26th.

i dunno what my personality is but i do know im a personified birch tree